The Join Lily of Switz got Lazy 553 is a colossal, pleasant nation, notable for its burgeoning Join Lily population. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 7.946 billion Join Lily have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 19.3%.

The Join Lily economy, worth 394 trillion Join Lilies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 49,631 Join Lilies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Copies of the constitution are used as toilet paper, parents are relieved they no longer need to help with their kids' algebra homework, urban graffiti is hand-calligraphed in perfectly kerned elegant fonts, and children asking questions about science are referred to relevant sections in religious texts. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Switz got Lazy 553's national animal is the Join Lily.

Switz got Lazy 553 is ranked 121,080^th in the world and 2,311^th in Suspicious for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 955.27 on the Gilded Widget Scale.